A Day in My Life.

kkristoff:

kkristoff:

are we not going to talk about how in the scene where they first hear olaf, kristoff looks at sven like what the fuck, you can talk?

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kristoff’s just like is that you, why’ve i been talkin for you all these years when you could do it the whole time

and then anna goes

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bitch you’re kidding me your reindeer can actually fucking talk

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first my sister has ice powers now this reindeer can talk what is in the arendelle water supply i’m done

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

methhomework:

relationship goals

Arctic Monkeys, 19.07.2014 (by Pierre Hennequin)

h0odrich:

billnyeofficial:

Scrubs, teaching white people life lessons

@omicron

nightlockandambrosia:

adventure time + text posts

i am obsessed with these. help

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

daeneryus:

hot things to say during sex:

  • aw man i shot marvin in the face
  • silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
  • you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
  • the d is silent
  • [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
  • BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?